Tuesday, November 8, 2011

What a dog will eat...

Dr. T:  "So is there any particular reason you brought Lexie in to the office today?"

Client:  "No, not really.  I mean, sometimes she has diarrhea and sometimes she's constipated, so I'm a little worried she might have worms."

Dr. T (mid-exam):  "Okay.  Well we can check a stool sample for intestinal parasites here today.  How is she doing otherwise?  Any vomiting?"

Client:  "No, no vomiting."

Dr. T:  "What kind of diet are you feeding?  Does she get table food on a regular basis?"

Client:  "No, no table scraps.  I mean, well...there isn't anything this dog won't eat.  Wait!  No, actually, the only thing I've ever seen her spit out is a 2 days dead bullfrog."

Dr. T:  *uncontrollable laughter*

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