Dr. T: "So is there any particular reason you brought Lexie in to the office today?"
Client: "No, not really. I mean, sometimes she has diarrhea and sometimes she's constipated, so I'm a little worried she might have worms."
Dr. T (mid-exam): "Okay. Well we can check a stool sample for intestinal parasites here today. How is she doing otherwise? Any vomiting?"
Client: "No, no vomiting."
Dr. T: "What kind of diet are you feeding? Does she get table food on a regular basis?"
Client: "No, no table scraps. I mean, well...there isn't anything this dog won't eat. Wait! No, actually, the only thing I've ever seen her spit out is a 2 days dead bullfrog."
Dr. T: *uncontrollable laughter*